How did I become a copywriter?
I got fired as a proofreader.
Of romance novels.

Why? I was in too deep.

I got intimate with those stories and took my time with them. I gave them all I had until they were as grammatically sound as they were sensual. But as a result, I didn’t reach my quotas.

However, reading all those totally cheesy yet thoroughly engaging romance novels made me realize that I could do this. Not romance novels, but writing. I didn’t need to read about anyone’s throbbing manhood anymore. I could write about it instead. Or anything else I wanted. From donuts to fried chicken, drugs to cars, I’ve written about them. And maybe even convinced you to hand over your hard-earned money for some.

I’ve had the pleasure of working with Denis Leary and Tina Fey. Now I want to work with you.

Need a writer? Give me a shout.
Need a proofreader? Give me some time.